The name's Robert. I love video games, drawing, and Breaking Bad. Bleep.
video game: *autosaves at a weird/out of place/oddly random time*
me: uh oh
video game: *conveniently gives you lots of health kits and ammo*
video game: *suddenly goes uncharacteristically silent*
video game: *protagonist relives happy memories nearly the end of the game*
me: here it comes
Gary’s Sex Tips #1002
If she calls out her ex boyfriend’s name in bed go to his house and kiss him. See what the dick about! See what all the fuss is about!
teacher: from all this talking i can assume you're all done with your work